I think this soccer logic works but it may not :(

Good morning, rise and shine, eat some cereal, and let’s bet on some soccer so we can win enough money to really bet on some junior football

So, here’s a little tip that I’ve been doing for the past year or so. I’m not sure if it works yet but it allows you to gamble if you accidently wake up early on Saturday and cannot wait until 12 for football to kickoff.

So sometimes in soccer there is no clear favorite. Weird right???? WRONG! It’s not weird it’s unheard of and it makes no sense so let’s take advantage.

For example, in 30 minutes Liverpool plays Tottenham and here are the odds…

Liverpool +145

Tottenham + 170

Draw +255

Let’s take a deep dive into my brain and see what this line tells me. This tells me Vegas thinks Liverpool is the better team, and they gave us dope odds so we can win all of our money back from the work week.

This happens with like 75% of the games so when I wake up Saturday morning I bet all of the “more dope” “underdogs”. Don’t forget, “You lose 100% of all the more dope underdog bets you don’t bet on Saturday Morning when you wake up”

Oh wait one more thing to remember. Sometimes Vegas puts better odds on the home team and I don’t think that matters at all in soccer. So bet the away team to win more moniez. So we’re all in now right??

M/L Bets

Liverpool +145 vs. Tottenham

Arsenal -120 vs. Newcastle

Leicester City +200 vs. Bournemouth

Crystal Palace +150 vs. Huddersfield

#chalkingupthedopedawgs for a W

Throw 100 bucks on each of these games and see what happens. I’m going back to bed.

See you at 12oclock when the juniors take the field. SGOOOO CUSEEEE

#jujustuster