NFL, jr. football predictions

College Football Props & Fruitures

I love college football so much. It is the sloppiest most fun sport to gamble on. I figured I’d write some predictions as we approach the SZN. Sit back and take a look at what I’m feeelinn.

Alabama over 11 regular season games – (They play 12 games)

Let’s start with the QB battle. For our purposes there is none because both QB’s are the top in the nation. TUA TAGOWHOCARES is soo good. He’s Marcus Mariota (the college version) 2.0 and he’s going to have a Colt Brennan-type season. Book it, this teams going undefeated. Not trying to get all nerdy but almost their entire O-Line is returning and I don’t even have to look but I am assuming they have the top recruiting class. Their defense will be sick because it always is and hopefully the Patriots draft all of them.

I miss these 2 best buds winning football games and giggling and being happy together..

Auburn over 9 regular season games

Now let’s get into the Tigers.

nooo urrrrrrr cuterrrrr

Do you honestly think Gus Malzahn is winning less than 9 games? If so, then take a hike!

Ohio State under 10.5 regular season games

No shot this team is able to pull off 11 wins after the off season they had. Alotta this from his house in Miami this season..

I just think especially with college athletes you need momentum coming into the season and this team has zero. Would Greg Oden still be at Ohio State if he didn’t leave freshman year????

Cuse over 5.5 regular season games

This ones a no-brainer. I beg you to throw your entire life savings on this bet. This is sillier than my mom would be if she figured out how to use Twitter. This is a bigger lock than Cuse Basketball continuing to play the 2-3 zone.

2 words….. Eric Dungey

Who has a better kick, Forman or Dungey…?

If this doesn’t make you want to run through a wall I don’t know what will…

Last but not least … It’s been a while so they have to be good this year right?

ACC Champs – Miami Florida

College Football is way better when the Canes are good. I am just going to post a bunch of Gifs because their D will be so good… that’s what she said.

Pac 12 Champs – Ducks

Pac 12 will be wide open with UCLA and USC losing their QB’s and Washington Fuskies being Yuckskies

Favorite 5 DUCKSSSSS of all time:

1. Legarette Blount
2. Joey Harrington
3. D’anthony Thomas
4. A.J Feeley
5. Jonathon Stuey

I predict 40 points a game and a sloppy finish to the top of the Pac 12. S’GOOOOO DUCKSSSS!!!!!

SEC Champs – Roll Tide

See above when I basically made out with the Roll Tide. They’re so awesome and amazing and way better than everyone else

Big 12 – Texas

It’s been wayyyyy tooo long since this team was good. Come back Texas and make us feel whole again!!

That’s it, I think they are all going to win so thank me in 5 months.

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