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As great as it feels to win a bet, it feels a billion times worse to lose a bet. The feeling of joy and excitement and the rush of a win comes crashing down instantaneously to the point where you feel like you’re about to vomit up all of your organs. And on top of …
Been doing a lot of day tennis betting and also have been doing a lot of day tennis getting crusheddd. But guess what?? There are so many sports on tonight so time to get fratty. It’s a Thursday night and it’s about 100 degrees in NYC. Actually Hoboken which is like the Paris of NY. …
Stuey Bet Stuey and came out VICTORIOUS! But also bet on a Greek and came out flat… The Minnesota Twins under upcoming star pitcher Stewie were victorious. He wasn’t that great, but maybe he inspired the dugout in that 7th inning run to take the lead. The TWINSSS!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqoYvlEZis Going 1-1 is nothing to brag about, …
“When your having a bad day, bet on a guy who has the same name as you.” - JuJuStuster Quick Recap of last night parlayed into tonight’s Betzzz I'm doing as minimal writing as possible tonight because GIFs are the only cure to this losing streak. This is how I feel right now... Back to …
Last night I opened my blogging career with a cool 0-1-1 on my bets. Of course deGrom pitched to a 1-1 draw against the Cubbies last night. Why would I expect the Mets to do anything other than tie a baseball game? Quite the way to reward fans that stayed up late to watch the …
Tuesday Night Betz Money Line ♦ Phoenix Mercury + 200 vs. Seattle Storm Washington Mystics -110 vs. Atlanta Dream When it comes to ladies bball, all I need to recognize is one name and I’m hammering that team. The Phoenix Mercury have 2 names that I know: Diana Taurasi and Britney Griner so I’m all in on them …
A different tone than the last #fratcap... That’s how I feel right now. I really needed it after last week, and it happened, and it’s glorioussss! I mean I only went 2-1 but damn it feels good to be up. My #chellbet was so chell but missed by literally an Anthony Rizzo Blast in the …
I’m bad at math. I’m bad at gambling. I think legally I needed to add that disclaimer. But now that that’s out of the way I’ll share with you the sole gambling formula I have 1000% figured out over the years. My one foolproof play when I desperately need to get out of a jam. …
New Week New $TUEYYY BABYYY Last week was yuck and its hard to put in the rear view but we’re just going to have to chalk it up as an L and move forward. The money train skid off the tracks for a bit, but it’s back and so are we so let’s have fun …
Well we’re going to try something new for tonight’s games. I’m down too much to count and I’m going opposite day on my brain and betting against my locks. I have to break this cold streak!! It’s really difficult to do the opposite of what my brain is thinking because then my brain is already …
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