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I’m bad at math. I’m bad at gambling. I think legally I needed to add that disclaimer. But now that that’s out of the way I’ll share with you the sole gambling formula I have 1000% figured out over the years. My one foolproof play when I desperately need to get out of a jam. …
New Week New $TUEYYY BABYYY Last week was yuck and its hard to put in the rear view but we’re just going to have to chalk it up as an L and move forward. The money train skid off the tracks for a bit, but it’s back and so are we so let’s have fun …
A sad, sad recap of the week follows.... I just didn’t have it this week. Maybe it’s beginners luck but the opposite? I don’t know what it was but the picks weren’t hitting and the moniez chalked up as a loss. It’s going to be okay though. There are 52 weeks in a year and …
Well we’re going to try something new for tonight’s games. I’m down too much to count and I’m going opposite day on my brain and betting against my locks. I have to break this cold streak!! It’s really difficult to do the opposite of what my brain is thinking because then my brain is already …
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I haven’t won a bet in so long I actually forgot what it feels like. Ryan Harrison is who we thought he was, a guy who you can’t count on when you need a W. Chalk that up as a Loss and I am open to ideas on how to move forward. I think today …
Let’s begin with what we are going to call "the come-up…" Kanye West wasn’t always Kanye, he had to work and claw his way to be able to say whatever he wants. He used to just appear in music videos and not even be able to rap in them. https://youtu.be/Lo23zR9FRSg I’ll be honest, I’m down …
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Recap of how my lock bets went last night… I went 1-3 last night in my baseball locks and we’re officially sunk heading into the weekend. 1-3 is pretty good for baseball, some players have won the batting average award with a .333 BA. Not trying to brag but at least I won one of …
"How would I describe that possibility? Possible." - Mickey Callaway WE NEED A LOCK TONIGHT!!! Let’s just say the ship is sinking and all who have followed me are sinking with it, so far I am so sorryyy. But this is the time when we join together and beat Vegas at it’s own game. We …
College Football Props & Fruitures I love college football so much. It is the sloppiest most fun sport to gamble on. I figured I’d write some predictions as we approach the SZN. Sit back and take a look at what I'm feeelinn. Alabama over 11 regular season games – (They play 12 games) Let’s start …
yesturday (sp?) was YUCKKK Colts lost by 1 but played their little tushies off. Going to go out on a limb and say going for it on 4th and 3 on the goal line was a preseason strategy and won’t carry into the regular season. Luck looked terrible and I am hammering every line against …
Chalk It Up 