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Start spreading the news I am leaving today I want to bet it all On…New York, York From Sinatra’s mouth to our bookie’s wallets. We’ve got two bets tonight, and you guessed it, we’re rollin with New York. First we’ve got a classic rivalry for you. New York verse Boston.... No not that one, …
As great as it feels to win a bet, it feels a billion times worse to lose a bet. The feeling of joy and excitement and the rush of a win comes crashing down instantaneously to the point where you feel like you’re about to vomit up all of your organs. And on top of …
We’re cold right now. I’m a big boy, I can admit when things are getting ugly. I am getting real close to permanently claiming Jam City as my residence and I really don't think I'd fit in with the people there. Things can get dark fast if we go down that road, so let's just …
Been doing a lot of day tennis betting and also have been doing a lot of day tennis getting crusheddd. But guess what?? There are so many sports on tonight so time to get fratty. It’s a Thursday night and it’s about 100 degrees in NYC. Actually Hoboken which is like the Paris of NY. …
Stuey Bet Stuey and came out VICTORIOUS! But also bet on a Greek and came out flat… The Minnesota Twins under upcoming star pitcher Stewie were victorious. He wasn’t that great, but maybe he inspired the dugout in that 7th inning run to take the lead. The TWINSSS!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqoYvlEZis Going 1-1 is nothing to brag about, …
“When your having a bad day, bet on a guy who has the same name as you.” - JuJuStuster Quick Recap of last night parlayed into tonight’s Betzzz I'm doing as minimal writing as possible tonight because GIFs are the only cure to this losing streak. This is how I feel right now... Back to …
Well I’ve cracked the code. Goodell’s brain is so predictable that cracking that code isn’t much to brag about. But we can still take my findings and make some serious money. Let’s look closer at the last 8 MVP’s. 2010: Tom Brady 2011: Aaron Rodgers 2012: Adrian Peterson 2013: Peyton Manning 2014: Aaron Rodgers 2015: …
Last night I opened my blogging career with a cool 0-1-1 on my bets. Of course deGrom pitched to a 1-1 draw against the Cubbies last night. Why would I expect the Mets to do anything other than tie a baseball game? Quite the way to reward fans that stayed up late to watch the …
Tuesday Night Betz Money Line ♦ Phoenix Mercury + 200 vs. Seattle Storm Washington Mystics -110 vs. Atlanta Dream When it comes to ladies bball, all I need to recognize is one name and I’m hammering that team. The Phoenix Mercury have 2 names that I know: Diana Taurasi and Britney Griner so I’m all in on them …
A different tone than the last #fratcap... That’s how I feel right now. I really needed it after last week, and it happened, and it’s glorioussss! I mean I only went 2-1 but damn it feels good to be up. My #chellbet was so chell but missed by literally an Anthony Rizzo Blast in the …
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