It’s been one week…..but I’m back!!!!!!!
I had to take a little HI hATUSSSSSSS because I had to regroup. Not sure what regrouping really is but now there are 2 other bloggers on the site so I think that constitstutes as regrouping. In honor of the NFL kicking off on Sunday OPHISHALLY I am going to bet every single game. Every single solitare-y game and it’s going to be fantastic. I’m only going to post some though because there are a lot of games.
Here are my NFL Bets, All M/L because I’m not in the business of spreads this week.
Cleveland Browns +180 vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
This game isn’t going to be about the Cleveland Frowns but it will be about the Pittsburgh Meaners. They are so mean to Leveon it’s not even funny. Yeah Leveon is probably asking for an outrageous amount of money, but is there another running back that puts in more work each game than Bell?
Pay the man Tomlin stop being a friggun jerk!!!
San Francisco +230 vs. Minnesota Vikings
This is going to be the second most popular Greek this year…
FIRST most popular is going to be #formerpat
This is going to be former pats fans checking 49ers stats this year…
Patriots -260 vs. Houston Texans
When I started this blog I had listed every game on Sunday to talk about. But who are we kidding no one will read that!??!? I started deleting until I caught up to this pats game. This is THE LOCK OF THE WEEK. The NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE ONLY -260!!!
I have been gambling for 5 years and this is the lowest spread I have ever seen on the patriots. The disrespect!!
Fine, I’ll stop because if I don’t I’ll never stop.
Kansas City Chiefs +155 vs. LA Chargers
Last year he redshirted but this year is the year of Patrick Mahomiesss.
This kid’s going to flat out ball and we’re in for a treat. I am all in on the chiefs. You feel me chief???? If the chiefs don’t win this game, I will be very verrryy dissapointed…
What’s most important is that football is back and so are our Sundays. Tiger has briefly made Sundays great again but now the pats will.
Football is literally the greatest. I really hope it’s a great season. I just want to giggle and laugh and eat wings with the boyzzz.
I’ve exceeded the gif limit on this blog I should go to gif anonymous.
We love you Mac 😦
#jujustuster
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