Been doing a lot of day tennis betting and also have been doing a lot of day tennis getting crusheddd.
But guess what?? There are so many sports on tonight so time to get fratty. It’s a Thursday night and it’s about 100 degrees in NYC. Actually Hoboken which is like the Paris of NY. The only thing to do is to stay in you’re A/C Slater apartment and sit back and bet like crazy. I am going to only blog about parLAYS today because I am in that kind of mood.
♦First Parheyyyy
Tulane M/L +220 vs. Wake Forest – College Football
Northwestern +1 – 115 vs. Purdue – College Football
Let’s start with the Green Wave vs. the Demon Deacons. What a couple of mascots those are. It’s nice outside right now, I am assuming there are some good waves somewhere on the East Coast, and we’re trying to make some money tonight so let’s go with that Green Wave baby!
Northwestern +1 vs. Purdue is interesting. Check out my logic here, if Northwestern is +1 against Purdue then Vegas is assuming they are the better team just are the underdog because they are the away team. On this blog we like to bet the better teams so we’re rolling with whoever the hell Northwestern’s mascot is. Probably a chess player…
#chalkingupwaves&chess as a W
♦Second Parerewesayyy
Baltimore Ravens -6.5 vs. Washington Redskins – NFL
L Tsurenko +255 vs. Wozniaki – Tennis
I am assuming Lamar Jackson is playing for the Ravens but really haven’t looked into this. Some more Stuey logic for the readers, if Baltimore is favored -6.5 in preseason there is something Vegas knows that we don’t. Let’s ride Vegas!!!
Next is Tsurenko beating Wozniaki. Caroline is absolutely adorable and I am a huge fan but I just don’t think she can handle the heat. It is so hot in NYC and I think she may give up if she gets tired. I think if she had some more fight in her she’d win more tourneys, and also maybe still be with Rory.
#teamcaroline except for tonight L
#chalkingupcarolinegettingtired&Lamar as a W
♦Third Parlayladylayyyy
A Tomljanovic -140 vs. K Siniakova – Tennis
Cleveland Browns -2.5 vs. Detroit – NFL
I mean Tomljanovic is the sweeeetest last name of all time. She’s also dating my favorite tennis player Nicolas Kyrgios (huge Celtics fan) She’s also super hot.
Baker Mayfield’s probably going to play most of the game so I’m betting the Brown’s. Plus the Rhodey Defensive Coach with the gigantic belly is a must watch so maybe they’ll show him a bunch?
#chalkingupKyrgios’sgf&Baker for a W
♦Fourth Parcrayyyy
K Nishikori – 240 vs. Monfils – Tennis
Colorado Rockies vs. San Diego 07.5 runs – Baseball
Colorado Rockies -1.5 vs. San Diego – Baseball
This is going to be short and sweet. Kei is a wayyy better tennis player than Monfils. The rockies tend to score a lot of runs, and I think they are going to score way more than the Padres tonight.
Let’s get ROCKYYY
#chalkingupKei&rockiescoringabunch as a W
This is my biggest betting post and my most confident. I urge you to roll with me because my confidence is at a 10.
I’ll leave you with this…
#jujubetsalotstuster
Chalk It Up 