“When your having a bad day, bet on a guy who has the same name as you.” – JuJuStuster
Quick Recap of last night parlayed into tonight’s Betzzz
I’m doing as minimal writing as possible tonight because GIFs are the only cure to this losing streak. This is how I feel right now…
Back to the drawing board because last night was WOOF
Literally 1 run away from hitting my #chellbet and retiring. Also lost both M/L WNBA bets. Girls are mean 😦
I was so close on all 3 bets so I’m surprised I still have my faux-hawk..
Also, had a terrible work day so maybe it’s just some bad juju and it’s led to a sad stustu.
Tonight is the night that we turn it around
We’re going all M/L bets tonight because I’m too lazy to bet the spreads.
Money Line ♦
Sakkari – 185 vs. S Kenin – Tennis
Minnesota Twins +150 vs. Cleveland Indians
Maria Sakkari is Greek and a phenomenal tennis player. Anyone from Athens, Greece is a pure competitor and hard to bet against. She is from the place where the Olympics originated, can you believe it!!!
Guess who the pitcher is for the Twins tonight? His last name’s Stewart and that’s all I need. “When your having a bad day, bet on a guy who has the same name as you.” It’s betting 101.
I really, really need a win. Not for the money, but for the friggun juju. So take a leap of faith and join me in my voyage out of a 650 sq ft apartment into a waterside mansion.
We’re all just trying to be rich girls…
#jujuSADstuster
@jujustuster – instagram
@stueykaplan – Twitter
Chalk It Up 