jujustuster’s tuesday 8/28 picks

Tuesday Night Betz

Money Line 

Phoenix Mercury + 200 vs. Seattle Storm

Washington Mystics -110 vs. Atlanta Dream

When it comes to ladies bball, all I need to recognize is one name and I’m hammering that team. The Phoenix Mercury have 2 names that I know: Diana Taurasi and Britney Griner so I’m all in on them every game. They lost game 1 so Diana’s gotta make sure they don’t dig themselves in a 2-0 hole.

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As for the Washington Mystics… Elena Delle Donne

Queen Donne is taking over this series. Is that not the hottest name of all time? Elena is a hot girl name so let’s start with that. Delle is a mix between Del’s Lemonade (Rhody Shoutout) and Adele (Unreal Voice/Great Human), and then Donne is like Kris Dunn (Former Friar) (Future Great Bull) daaaa bullllls

she looks so innocent, she didn’t commit that foul!!!

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#chalkingupTaurasi&Delle as a W

#ChellBet 

Moving on… we’re going to get this tonight. A little mix between tennis & baseball and we’re going to be up a million tomorrow.

A De Minaur -200 vs. T Daniel

K Mladenovic -175 vs. T Zidansek

NY Mets vs. Cubs U9 runs

Washington -1.5 vs. Phillies

Washington vs. Phillies 07 runs

WOWWW no shot this hits, lets roll.

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A de Minaur sounds like an expensive soil that you put on your plants to grow quicker. Mladenovic is impossible to pronounce and I don’t even dare you to try. De Grom vs. Hamels being at 9 runs is crazy to me. Both pitchers haven’t let up a run since 2017. Washington has Scherzer and his eyes are different colors so we’re rolling with him. Last but not least, Bryce Harper is going to have 3 HR’s so that run total is chopped livah.

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Anddddd that’s how the cookie crumbles…

Let’s keep making money and chelll

 

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