Well we’re going to try something new for tonight’s games. I’m down too much to count and I’m going opposite day on my brain and betting against my locks. I have to break this cold streak!!
It’s really difficult to do the opposite of what my brain is thinking because then my brain is already in opposite mode and I’m going to wind up betting what I would have bet. This is like betception and I’m FREAKKIN OUTT!
Montreal Alouettes ML vs. Toronto Argonauts
So I normally bet baseball and tennis when I’m trying to get out of jams so I guess I’ll start with the CFL??
I know nothing about the CFL so I can’t mess this up. It’s the Toronto Argonauts vs. the Montreal Alouettes. Confusing, huh? Alouettes are birds and an Argonaut is an octopus. I love calamari and I like Toronto’s nightlife way more than Montreal’s. I think I am going to have to go with Montreal. They don’t even have Johnny Football starting so there is no way I would have picked them.
Also, it’s pretty sad that I would choose a team to win based off of how good their mascot is fried. Lotta room for improvement on my front.
YESSSS!!! I am taking the birds…
New York Jets -3 vs. New York Giants
Okay, game #2 that I’m going oppo field on. I have NEVERRRR EVERRRR EVERRRR bet on the New York Jets. I am that #desperatacito 😦 But if this is opposite day and I’m hammering the dumbest picks ever, then I’m going Jets with Sam Darnold to lead me back to Even Par baby!!!
Tryna get to even par by Sunday … that’s the new goal.
#chalkingupbirds&jets for a W
#jujudesparacitostuster
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