“Too late, play’s over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we’re not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you’re never going to get laid. FACT” – Tim Riggins
quick fratcap:
I went 1-1 yesterday so not too shabby but I think the Ruff Riders really cemented themselves in my weekly bets. I will never not bet that team again. I wonder if they can just dominate the Canadian league and migrate to the NFL. I bet they would beat the Browns with the way they were playing last night.
Cubs lost in extras so at least they tried. Hope everyone’s having a great Monday… I know I’m not. I just miss college so much when it was Tuesday and Thursday classes and maybe just maybe one Wednesday class. Working 5 days a week is the #friggunpitts. Let’s continue to make bets and try to get rich so we never have to work again.
For Monday Night & Tuesday games:
Money Line ♦
8/21: Chicago White Sox +125 vs. Minnesota Twins – Baseball
8/20: Cincinnati +180 vs. Milwakee – Baseball
Let’s start with Cincinnati beating the Brewers. I tried to spell Cincinnati for like 5 minutes before I got it right. I am going to start calling them the Reds instead because I just keep getting it wrong.
Homer Bailey is pitching and you can’t avoid throwing all your money on that. This guy’s got a stars name and he’s going to pitch like a star. I really like the Reds, kind of wish I wasn’t such a cubs fan so I could root for them. But I am and I won’t and I’ll never talk about it again.
Now let’s talk White Sox tomorrow. Michael Kopech was traded from the Red Sox in the Chris Sale trade and he is going to be nastttyyyy. He throws 1000 mph and has long flowy hair and is so chell. He’s throwing a no-hitter against the Twins. I would throw as much as possible because it’s his first game and he’s either not making it out of the first inning or throwing a perfect game and striking out 20 batters. So wait… don’t put as much as possible on it.
Michael Kopech (Tim Riggins?) on his way to the game..
Kopech after his first strikeout..
Kopech on his way home after he throws a perfect game..
#chalkhomerandriggins up as a W
Parlay ♦
8/21: Red Sox – 150 vs. Cleveland Indians – Baseball
8/20: M Cecchinato vs. Lennard-Struff – Tennis
Red Sox has someone named Bieber pitching. I am doing no analysis whatsoever how do you not hammer them???
Also, Cecchinato will probably win and I’m rushing to post this before the game starts. So just trust me, even though I’ve been very medicore thus far.
#chalkcecchiandsox up as a W
LOVE!!
Chalk It Up 